You Would Have Never Guessed

Dear Spencer,
These are some songs that mama made for you when you very tiny.
I loved to make them up, and I loved singing them.
But not as much as I love you.
Love,
Mama

Spencer loves cold WATER.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Trickling up or down,
All around the town.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Always fun, always neat,
on his head or his feet.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Makes a puddle in a dash,
You can splish, you can splash.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
Spencer loves cold WATER.
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To "Super Freak" by Rick James
He is an ecker cute baby.
Just like the ones you see in Parenting mag-o-zine.
Well you wanna show him off
because he’s so cute.
But you’re kinda afraid that Grandma just might
TRY TO KEEP HIM.!!
Because he’s such a SUPAH CUTE!
He’s a supah cute,
supah cute,
a supah CUTIE!!!

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To "Godzilla" by BTO
OH NO!
It’s Babyzilla!
OH NO!
It’s Babyzilla!
Well he don’t want to do you no harm,
he just wants some place nice and WARHHHARM!
OH NO!
It’s Babyzilla!
He came across on a big monkey boat ,
and on the way over he lost his COHAHATTTT!
OH NO!
It’s Babyzilla!
Was a nice coat,
mohair and silk.
And by the way could he have a cup of
BREASTMILLLLLLLKKKK?
OH NO!
It’s Babyzilla!!
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This would be an excellent point of refernece or debate with you and.......
YOUR BABY FRIENDS!!
You know, you guys have got to stick togedar!!!
YOUR BABY FRIENDS!!
You know, through any type of weatttthhhher!!!
Well everybody says they love us, I don’t think that they understand us!
(doo n doo)
And that’s okay becasue we don’t understand them EITHHHHHER!!
Grownup= strange.
So that’s exactly why we need.......
Our BABY FRIENDS!
And we got to stick togederrrrr!
(doo n doo)
ed note : best sung after a dramatic event of sorts.
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Cool aund refreshing.
Feels so very good.
Cool and refreshing,
Just like my babies bottom should.
Cool aund refreshing.
A new diaper feels nice.( or : "It feels so very nice )
Cool and refreshing,
It’s a wonderful slice of life.....
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His name is.....SPENCER!
And he’s gotta get on his bicycle!
He’s gotta hurrrrryyyy!
Because he’s gotta get this letter to his Mama and Daddy!
( I say what’s the letter say Spencer?)
It says
Dear mama and daddy,
I love you.
Love, spencer
SOOOOOOO
Mama and Daddy write a letter back that says :
Dear Spencer,
Mama and Daddy love you.
Love, Mama and DADDDDDDDDIIIIIEEEEEE!
His name is Spencer,
and he’s gotta get on his bicycle!!
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Sleepy sheep.
123
Sleepy sheep.
They are going to sleepy town,
just to take a little nap.
And they would love Spencer to come along,
cuz that’s where all the good babies goooo.....
123.
Sleepy Sheep.
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Sleepy Sheep.
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To : "New Additude" by Patti LaBelle
He’s feeling good and he’s lookin neat.
He’s nice and dry from his head to his feet.
He’s got a new DIAPERTUDE!!
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To "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns -n-Roses
Watch out Mr. Frumble!
That cement is wettt...
You’re getting so chubby, no one wants you for a pet.
Don’t put out those bananas!
They’re the chef’s speciality.
If you don’t watch out Mr. Frumble,
You gonna fall down on your piggy knees!
Mr.Frumble!
WATCH OUT MR.FRUMBLE!!!!!
You got fall down on your piggy knees, knees, knees!
You’re gonna fall down on your knees!
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Who’s the cutest baby in the Universe?
It’s Spencer Louis Kautt Smith!
Who’s the most wonderful fantablous baby in the Universe?
Well it’s Spencer Louis Kautt- Smith!
Well, if you need a smile,
every once in a little while,
Mama can tell you exactly where to go!
2929, SE Clay!
And that boy little smile will brighten your day!
Who’s the curtest baby in the Universe?
It’s Spencer Louis.
You know it’s Spencer!
It’s SPENCER LOUIS KAUTT SMITH!!!!!

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Close your eyes and go to sleep,
it’s been a busy day.
We’ve played with cars and trucks and planes and trains, AND water ( ed note: you added that one)
and counted things on the way.
Hush-a-bye,
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Now it’s time for sleeeepy.
Hush-a-bye,
Smile don’t frown,
pack your bags for sleepy town.......
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